Nasty little phone scammer, trying to spark fear
with your alarmist, authoritative wording –
if I didn’t know you were just a recording,
I’d very much like to scream in your ear
to cause, if not pain, at least annoyance.
(Although, you’re not a complete waste of time,
having inspired this morning’s rhyme.)
What I did was just laugh and hang up. Good riddance!
